She's JV to your varsity
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Even the bartender felt bad for me
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
