This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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