Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
send nudes
from the living room?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
