he shaved USA in his pubs
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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