Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
Randomize
