oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
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