at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
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