And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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