omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Randomize
