no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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