Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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