but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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