I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
We just shotgunned beers for America
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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