Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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