OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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