You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
She's the barista slut.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
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