My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
