your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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