Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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