I have demons in me.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Girls should come with a carfax report
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
