Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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