bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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