Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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