just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
this hospital has no fireball
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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