the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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