o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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