your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
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