I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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