Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Randomize
