R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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