Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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