Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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