I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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