i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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