OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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