Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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