goodnight i made you a song goodbye
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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