If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
dude i'm inner monologue high
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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