She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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