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say what?
wanna hang out?
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
I currently don't understand fingers.
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