she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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