im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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