Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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