Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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