is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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