So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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