She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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