I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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