porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
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