How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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