What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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