I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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