omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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