i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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