if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
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